What I'd like to be doing today:

Lying out on soft grass listening to sweet jams watching sunset and stars

What I'm actually doing today:

"Jennifer, my computer keeps shutting down and it's not working anymore and I need to do all of my reporting today"

"Okay, let me go look at it"

Hmm, okay here's a fucking DOLPHIN THEMED SCREENSAVER, some free ringtones programs amongst all of the other shit you've downloaded and you wonder why you have A HANDFUL OF TROJANS THAT MAKE YOUR COMPUTER CRASH?

Looks like you've got a few trojan horses on there. The IT guy is coming in tomorrow morning to fix your computer so until then just refrain from downloading any dolphin screensavers.