everyone is retarded except for me

this week could be easily summed up by a Dalí drawing:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hubertron/2679021480/in/set-72157606228860130/

for reference, Drawerhead Dude is me

if women as a whole are just nuts, vegan women must be out of their fucking minds. I'm glad that I experimented with the month vegan thing so I can now say that, while I don't mind not eating dairy and all that, I do mind being a baby nutbag. I'm blaming my crazery on the vegan diet because I can and because it makes sense. So that's that. Good times with the drawerhead dude devouring up all the inferior peoples of the world because he's all sad and angsty because of this and that and the hormone fluctuations and so forth.